Total Medals Earned: 303 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,790 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 13/17 (350/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (30/130 points)
Play the game for the first time.
Shoot ten targets
Shoot thirty targets
Shoot 50 targets
Play for 5 minutes
Play for 10 minutes
Shoot 60 targets
Shoot 70 targets
Play for over 25 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 12/16 (345/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Just get a score i.e. anything more than zero.
Get a score worthy of a silver medal.
Get a score worthy of a gold medal.
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)